Myth vs Fact-Part 97

Myth Fact
Islam: Religion of peace. 22:78 And strive hard in Allah’s Cause as you ought to strive (with sincerity and with all your efforts that His Name should be superior). He has chosen you (to convey His Message of Islamic Monotheism to mankind by inviting them to His religion, Islam), and has not laid upon you in religion any hardship, it is the religion of your father Ibrahim (Abraham) (Islamic Monotheism). It is He (Allah) Who has named you Muslims both before and in this (the Qur’an), that the Messenger (Muhammad SAW) may be a witness over you and you be witnesses over mankind! So perform As-Salat (Iqamat-as-Salat), give Zakat and hold fast to Allah [i.e. have confidence in Allah, and depend upon Him in all your affairs] He is your Maula (Patron, Lord, etc.), what an Excellent Maula (Patron, Lord, etc.) and what an Excellent Helper!
Tafsir The Command to worship Allah and engage in Jihad

Allah chooses Messengers from the Angels and Messengers from Mankind

Islam is the Straight Path

The Virtues of Muhammad’s Nation

The Command to call upon Allah By His grace and kindness

Myth vs Fact-Part 97

Myth Fact
Islam: Religion of peace. 22:78 And strive hard in Allah’s Cause as you ought to strive (with sincerity and with all your efforts that His Name should be superior). He has chosen you (to convey His Message of Islamic Monotheism to mankind by inviting them to His religion, Islam), and has not laid upon you in religion any hardship, it is the religion of your father Ibrahim (Abraham) (Islamic Monotheism). It is He (Allah) Who has named you Muslims both before and in this (the Qur’an), that the Messenger (Muhammad SAW) may be a witness over you and you be witnesses over mankind! So perform As-Salat (Iqamat-as-Salat), give Zakat and hold fast to Allah [i.e. have confidence in Allah, and depend upon Him in all your affairs] He is your Maula (Patron, Lord, etc.), what an Excellent Maula (Patron, Lord, etc.) and what an Excellent Helper!
Tafsir The Command to worship Allah and engage in Jihad

Allah chooses Messengers from the Angels and Messengers from Mankind

Islam is the Straight Path

The Virtues of Muhammad’s Nation

The Command to call upon Allah By His grace and kindness

Myth vs Fact-Part 98

Myth Fact
Islam: Religion of peace. 22:78 And strive hard in Allah’s Cause as you ought to strive (with sincerity and with all your efforts that His Name should be superior). He has chosen you (to convey His Message of Islamic Monotheism to mankind by inviting them to His religion, Islam), and has not laid upon you in religion any hardship, it is the religion of your father Ibrahim (Abraham) (Islamic Monotheism). It is He (Allah) Who has named you Muslims both before and in this (the Qur’an), that the Messenger (Muhammad SAW) may be a witness over you and you be witnesses over mankind! So perform As-Salat (Iqamat-as-Salat), give Zakat and hold fast to Allah [i.e. have confidence in Allah, and depend upon Him in all your affairs] He is your Maula (Patron, Lord, etc.), what an Excellent Maula (Patron, Lord, etc.) and what an Excellent Helper!
Tafsir The Command to worship Allah and engage in Jihad

Allah chooses Messengers from the Angels and Messengers from Mankind
Islam is the Straight Path

The Virtues of Muhammad’s Nation

The Command to call upon Allah By His grace and kindness

Fred Thompson Funnies-Part 8


It’s been a while and in that time Fred has announced. With Ahmasawedoffjerkjihadist on America’s soil, wanting to visit Ground Zero (and being denied, thank God) and now wanting to meet with 9/11 families (IDIOT!!!) and being feted by Columbia University, we need some definite humor here.

With that in mind, I present the next installment of Fred Thompson Funnies courtesy of Frank J. at IMAO. Enjoy and have a good laugh!

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Fred Thompson is not your “bro” and he is going to tase you.

Fred Thompson can bowl a perfect game using a tennis ball.

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In the Fred Thompson administration, there will be no need for the leaders of terrorist states to visit Ground Zero; Ground Zero will be wherever they live.

Ironically, hecklers are the quietest people at a Fred Thompson speech… since they’re dead.

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When Fred Thompson speaks at a college, all the hippies are pre-tasered.

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Know who has never voted for Fred Thompson? Nazis.

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Fred Thompson can wrestle a grizzly bear and pin it to the ground for a three-count in two seconds.

Fred Thompson can be told what the Matrix is.

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<!– | TrackBack (0) –>If you look up “Fred Thompson,” the dictionary says, “How the hell do you not know who Fred Thompson is?!” Then the dictionary gets so mad that it clamps on to your face and smothers you to death.
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Fred Thompson does all his own political stunts.

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The outgoing message on Fred Thompson’s voicemail is, “How dare you try and disturb me! I’m not here right now; instead, I’m behind you with a shotgun and you won’t live to hear the sound of the beep!”

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Fred Thompson beat Ghosts ‘n Goblins for the NES his first time playing it without losing a single life.

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Fred Thompson remembers 9/11 by stabbing a terrorist to death with a broken pig femur.

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Fred Thompson plans to keep a big pile of dead terrorists on the front lawn of the White House as a testament to fighting ability of American troops. He’d do it at his current home if it weren’t for the HOA regulations.

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Fred Thompson doesn’t make threats, he prophesies future occurrences of extreme violence.

The reason Osama looks odd in his new video is because he’s wearing a fake beard. When he heard Fred Thompson’s announcement, all his hair fell out.

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Fred Thompson’s plan to reduce health care costs is to spend more time warning people not to make him angry.

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Fred Thompson will be elected president in 2008.

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Fred Thompson supports the troops by beating liberals with a crowbar.

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Fred Thompson’s announcement on Thursday could affect oil prices since entire countries in the Middle East are expected to go into hiding.

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Fred Thompson’s bank is open on Labor Day.

Fred Thompson’s long term plan to secure our borders is to destroy all other countries. He destroyed two this morning using only a six iron.

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Fred Thompson uses Mount Doom as a hot tub.

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Silver Age Fred Thompson could easily destroy mountains with a single punch, but the current Fred Thompson, while still the world’s most powerful politician, is considerably depowered.

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Fred Thompson once punched out the entire state of Massachusetts.

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Before Fred Thompson can announce his candidacy for president, his campaign has to file an environmental impact statement.

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Fred Thompson knows the airspeed velocity of a unladen swallow (African and European).

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You know all those great quotes attributed to anonymous? That was Fred Thompson.

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Fred Thompson Funnies-Part 8


It’s been a while and in that time Fred has announced. With Ahmasawedoffjerkjihadist on America’s soil, wanting to visit Ground Zero (and being denied, thank God) and now wanting to meet with 9/11 families (IDIOT!!!) and being feted by Columbia University, we need some definite humor here.

With that in mind, I present the next installment of Fred Thompson Funnies courtesy of Frank J. at IMAO. Enjoy and have a good laugh!

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Fred Thompson is not your “bro” and he is going to tase you.

Fred Thompson can bowl a perfect game using a tennis ball.

<!– | TrackBack (0) –>

In the Fred Thompson administration, there will be no need for the leaders of terrorist states to visit Ground Zero; Ground Zero will be wherever they live.

Ironically, hecklers are the quietest people at a Fred Thompson speech… since they’re dead.

<!– Comments (8) –>

When Fred Thompson speaks at a college, all the hippies are pre-tasered.

<!– Comments (21) –>

Know who has never voted for Fred Thompson? Nazis.

<!– Comments (14) –>

Fred Thompson can wrestle a grizzly bear and pin it to the ground for a three-count in two seconds.

Fred Thompson can be told what the Matrix is.

<!– Comments (7) –>
<!– | TrackBack (0) –>If you look up “Fred Thompson,” the dictionary says, “How the hell do you not know who Fred Thompson is?!” Then the dictionary gets so mad that it clamps on to your face and smothers you to death.
<!– Comments (9) –>

Fred Thompson does all his own political stunts.

<!– Comments (9) –>

The outgoing message on Fred Thompson’s voicemail is, “How dare you try and disturb me! I’m not here right now; instead, I’m behind you with a shotgun and you won’t live to hear the sound of the beep!”

<!– Comments (11) –>

Fred Thompson beat Ghosts ‘n Goblins for the NES his first time playing it without losing a single life.

<!– Comments (14) –>

Fred Thompson remembers 9/11 by stabbing a terrorist to death with a broken pig femur.

<!– Comments (7) –>

Fred Thompson plans to keep a big pile of dead terrorists on the front lawn of the White House as a testament to fighting ability of American troops. He’d do it at his current home if it weren’t for the HOA regulations.

<!– Comments (11) –>

Fred Thompson doesn’t make threats, he prophesies future occurrences of extreme violence.

The reason Osama looks odd in his new video is because he’s wearing a fake beard. When he heard Fred Thompson’s announcement, all his hair fell out.

<!– Comments (8) –>

Fred Thompson’s plan to reduce health care costs is to spend more time warning people not to make him angry.

<!– Comments (9) –>

Fred Thompson will be elected president in 2008.

<!– Comments (22) –>

Fred Thompson supports the troops by beating liberals with a crowbar.

<!– Comments (14) –>

Fred Thompson’s announcement on Thursday could affect oil prices since entire countries in the Middle East are expected to go into hiding.

<!– Comments (7) –>

Fred Thompson’s bank is open on Labor Day.

Fred Thompson’s long term plan to secure our borders is to destroy all other countries. He destroyed two this morning using only a six iron.

<!– Comments (12) –>

Fred Thompson uses Mount Doom as a hot tub.

<!– Comments (7) –>

Silver Age Fred Thompson could easily destroy mountains with a single punch, but the current Fred Thompson, while still the world’s most powerful politician, is considerably depowered.

<!– Comments (25) –>

Fred Thompson once punched out the entire state of Massachusetts.

<!– Comments (20) –>

Before Fred Thompson can announce his candidacy for president, his campaign has to file an environmental impact statement.

<!– Comments (6) –>

Fred Thompson knows the airspeed velocity of a unladen swallow (African and European).

<!– Comments (23) –>

You know all those great quotes attributed to anonymous? That was Fred Thompson.

<!– Comments (9) –> Sharks must keep swimming to breathe and for any hope to escape Fred Thompson.

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Hillary’s Agenda

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