The Democratic Train Wreck Continues–Illustrated

Wow boys and girls, what a roller coaster week we’ve had! And the train wreck just keeps getting worse for the Dems, the deniers, the defeatists–in short, all those whose main goal in life is the implosion of the United States from the inside. What’s on our plates this week?

Our favorite hate-monger, civil rights fraud Al Sharpton has had records subpoenaed from his 2004 Presidential bid–seems he appears to have co-mingled funds from his non-profit, his for profit and his campaign finances. Of course, according to his blimpiness, it’s all racially motivated. When WILL this buffoon realize his record is stuck on stupid and we’re tired of hearing the same old drivel from his irrelevant pie-hole?

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Next, we have the entire democratic Congress whining and crying about the big, bad Republicans (Wait–aren’t the Dems the MAJORITY in Congress right now? Thought so…) making them toe the budget line. They never met a bill they didn’t think could be improved by either a surrender timeline or increased taxes–or both. They don’t like that veto pen and the big, bad Republican wielding it. I say make ’em cry–make them FEAR that veto pen!

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Then, there’s Granny Nan. She loves her flowers! Maybe to cover the stench of desperation emanating from her failed term as SoH? You can see her feeble attempts to cover her crumbling non-empire here:


Almost feel the eye start twitching here as she sees that Abyss opening wider at her feet and the sides crumbling:


And the final meltdown regarding Republicans liking war:

**SHUDDER** NOT a Pretty sight!

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Next up, the Bali Hot Air Festival, er, Global Warming Conference

According to Chicken Little Gore:


Just how much methane and CO2 does this guy put out by himself with his oversized carbon footprint? And why isn’t his arm in a permanent cast from trying to pat himself on the back for his sham brilliance?


This guy seems to epitomize the entire purpose of the conference–notice the hand out, trying to grab something? Money perhaps? Which country is he trying to grab the funds from? I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count:

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What the Republicans want for Christmas and Santa snipping the list…of course, Santa’s a dem!

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Next up is the Freedom of Speech issue for Michael Savage and CAIR’s attempt to shut him down. Too bad CAIR didn’t count on Savage fighting back with a pit bull of an attorney!



More CAIR /islamonazi idiocy with the teddy bear named mohammed:


And how about this little jerk-off? Liberal radio talk show host out of San Francisco, former seminarian (some reports say priest, but I couldn’t find any proof of ordination anywhere), who downloaded child porn for alleged book research in 2004 and finally indicted this past week. Has this been a conservative talk show host, we would have heard about it ad nauseum. But because he’s a liberal, it’s only making the rounds on the internet. Because he’s from San Francisco, where these sickos seem to congregate, even taking their children to sex fests a la Folsom, it’s apparently ok.

Savage raises a good point here though–why did San Francisco’s city council vote to basically censor Savage’s freedom of speech–while giving an indicted child porn downloader a free pass?

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Not just brain scans for the candidates (it would be interesting to see if there are even two synapses firing) but how about drug testing as well? After all, to bag groceries at your local supermarket you have to have a drug test–why not for political office?

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Uh, she lives WHERE? Sorry, billary, the Wizard’s job is taken–however, the Wicked Witch of the East is open (Wicked Witch of the West is taken by Pelosi)…


And this is why her lead is disappearing to Obama–Oprah can’t seem to see past color to the empty suit with no substance (if he only had a brain…)


Leading to the aforementioned drug testing requirements for this job–Prozac anyone? Rolaids for that acid indigestion?


The legacy left by the male half of the clinton cyborg–ends justify the means and it’s not really cheating if everyone is doing it, is it?

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Can we waterboard Congress yet?


And now Congress wants to leash the CIA:


Who led this session of Congress? Cindy Sheehan?


NOW we know what she was supposedly so “covert” about!

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From Snooper–the Totally PC Seasons Greetings (click on the picture to enlarge):

Spot the PC touches in Sun reader Jon’s crazy nativity scene, above.

1. Recycling bins outside stable.

2. A sheep plugging veganism – and muzzled incase it bites – plus another sheep advertising British Meat in fairness to non-vegetables

3. Banner proclaims: “Atheism is OK too”.

4. Fathers 4 justice protestor in Batman outfit.

5. Solar panels on stable roof.

6. Wise man in a wheelchair.

7. “Safety in the stable” poster.

8. Fire extinguisher next to poster.

9. Angel in high-visibility jacket.

10. Wheelchair ramp to stable.

11. Statues from other religions surround the manger.

12. Joseph wears hard hat – as does Mary.

13. Mothers for justice demonstrator in Wonder Woman outfit.

14. Hand washing facility.

15. Essential first aid kit.

16. Figure in T-shirt with slogan: “Scientology rocks!”

17. Airport-style metal detector.

The ACLU Solstice Barn:

Pelosi as the Angel, one of the gifts of the Magi is child porn, parents aren’t Mary and Joseph but two gay men, Marx and Lenin are Magi–ugh. The whole thing stinks like the manure ordinarily found in a stable.

Those who died so the idiots above could have the freedom to produce such idiotic porn (Arlington):

And, finally, the real reason for the season for those of us not afraid to proclaim His birth on that Silent, Holy Night so long ago.

Merry Christmas to all.

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The Democratic Train Wreck Continues–Illustrated

Wow boys and girls, what a roller coaster week we’ve had! And the train wreck just keeps getting worse for the Dems, the deniers, the defeatists–in short, all those whose main goal in life is the implosion of the United States from the inside. What’s on our plates this week?

Our favorite hate-monger, civil rights fraud Al Sharpton has had records subpoenaed from his 2004 Presidential bid–seems he appears to have co-mingled funds from his non-profit, his for profit and his campaign finances. Of course, according to his blimpiness, it’s all racially motivated. When WILL this buffoon realize his record is stuck on stupid and we’re tired of hearing the same old drivel from his irrelevant pie-hole?

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Next, we have the entire democratic Congress whining and crying about the big, bad Republicans (Wait–aren’t the Dems the MAJORITY in Congress right now? Thought so…) making them toe the budget line. They never met a bill they didn’t think could be improved by either a surrender timeline or increased taxes–or both. They don’t like that veto pen and the big, bad Republican wielding it. I say make ’em cry–make them FEAR that veto pen!

********************

Then, there’s Granny Nan. She loves her flowers! Maybe to cover the stench of desperation emanating from her failed term as SoH? You can see her feeble attempts to cover her crumbling non-empire here:


Almost feel the eye start twitching here as she sees that Abyss opening wider at her feet and the sides crumbling:


And the final meltdown regarding Republicans liking war:

**SHUDDER** NOT a Pretty sight!

********************

Next up, the Bali Hot Air Festival, er, Global Warming Conference

According to Chicken Little Gore:


Just how much methane and CO2 does this guy put out by himself with his oversized carbon footprint? And why isn’t his arm in a permanent cast from trying to pat himself on the back for his sham brilliance?


This guy seems to epitomize the entire purpose of the conference–notice the hand out, trying to grab something? Money perhaps? Which country is he trying to grab the funds from? I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count:

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What the Republicans want for Christmas and Santa snipping the list…of course, Santa’s a dem!

********************

Next up is the Freedom of Speech issue for Michael Savage and CAIR’s attempt to shut him down. Too bad CAIR didn’t count on Savage fighting back with a pit bull of an attorney!



More CAIR /islamonazi idiocy with the teddy bear named mohammed:


And how about this little jerk-off? Liberal radio talk show host out of San Francisco, former seminarian (some reports say priest, but I couldn’t find any proof of ordination anywhere), who downloaded child porn for alleged book research in 2004 and finally indicted this past week. Has this been a conservative talk show host, we would have heard about it ad nauseum. But because he’s a liberal, it’s only making the rounds on the internet. Because he’s from San Francisco, where these sickos seem to congregate, even taking their children to sex fests a la Folsom, it’s apparently ok.

Savage raises a good point here though–why did San Francisco’s city council vote to basically censor Savage’s freedom of speech–while giving an indicted child porn downloader a free pass?

********************

Not just brain scans for the candidates (it would be interesting to see if there are even two synapses firing) but how about drug testing as well? After all, to bag groceries at your local supermarket you have to have a drug test–why not for political office?

********************

Uh, she lives WHERE? Sorry, billary, the Wizard’s job is taken–however, the Wicked Witch of the East is open (Wicked Witch of the West is taken by Pelosi)…


And this is why her lead is disappearing to Obama–Oprah can’t seem to see past color to the empty suit with no substance (if he only had a brain…)


Leading to the aforementioned drug testing requirements for this job–Prozac anyone? Rolaids for that acid indigestion?


The legacy left by the male half of the clinton cyborg–ends justify the means and it’s not really cheating if everyone is doing it, is it?

********************

Can we waterboard Congress yet?


And now Congress wants to leash the CIA:


Who led this session of Congress? Cindy Sheehan?


NOW we know what she was supposedly so “covert” about!

***********************

From Snooper–the Totally PC Seasons Greetings (click on the picture to enlarge):

Spot the PC touches in Sun reader Jon’s crazy nativity scene, above.

1. Recycling bins outside stable.

2. A sheep plugging veganism – and muzzled incase it bites – plus another sheep advertising British Meat in fairness to non-vegetables

3. Banner proclaims: “Atheism is OK too”.

4. Fathers 4 justice protestor in Batman outfit.

5. Solar panels on stable roof.

6. Wise man in a wheelchair.

7. “Safety in the stable” poster.

8. Fire extinguisher next to poster.

9. Angel in high-visibility jacket.

10. Wheelchair ramp to stable.

11. Statues from other religions surround the manger.

12. Joseph wears hard hat – as does Mary.

13. Mothers for justice demonstrator in Wonder Woman outfit.

14. Hand washing facility.

15. Essential first aid kit.

16. Figure in T-shirt with slogan: “Scientology rocks!”

17. Airport-style metal detector.

The ACLU Solstice Barn:

Pelosi as the Angel, one of the gifts of the Magi is child porn, parents aren’t Mary and Joseph but two gay men, Marx and Lenin are Magi–ugh. The whole thing stinks like the manure ordinarily found in a stable.

Those who died so the idiots above could have the freedom to produce such idiotic porn (Arlington):

And, finally, the real reason for the season for those of us not afraid to proclaim His birth on that Silent, Holy Night so long ago.

Merry Christmas to all.